whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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