She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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