Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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