sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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