My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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