we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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