Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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