On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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