hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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