Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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