haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize