Dual....:-)
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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