it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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