"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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