the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Pants are for mortals
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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