He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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