it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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