My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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