# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
