So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
There r osticjed everywhere
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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