So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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