You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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