Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I want a musical about memes.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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