i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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