508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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