how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There are leaves in my underwear?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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