thus making me awesome and them whores
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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