So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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