I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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