Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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