Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
