i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
