YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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