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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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