Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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