i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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