How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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