He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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