Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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