Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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