i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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