I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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