he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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