i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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