I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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