is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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