i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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