Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
