I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
