do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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