Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
