he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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