The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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