drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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