too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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