I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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