Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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