do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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